Diary of a Biscuit Kid

Dear Diary, I’m a biscuit kid. My mum smokes and constantly cooks roast dinners with poor quality meat. She has …

Some Sad Sunday Sounds

Searching for a way out (of what?) – away from screens screams and LED lights that lit blue faces and …

A year gone [Cormac]

I sat upon a steel fence stained with algae and mottled with pockets of rust. Next to me was Jones. …

A Snapshot

I can’t believe it. I just can’t believe the cheek- I know. I know. I know. Sarah, you won’t believe …

Carpark Snoooooze

Wake up! To stains and recollections Memory’s working overdrive To decide which words were reckless n which were wise Outside, …

Captain 5

Some said he reigned from somewhere in the South Pacific, though none knew definitely, as he never spoke. His only …

Wharf Meat

High tide lapped six inches shy of the short pier that often docked boats (fishermen’s barnacled boats bringing mussels and …

Hill

I indicated left, and pulled over. The van came to a rumbling halt on the gravel side-road. When I killed …

Garage Man

Known by many as the Jack-of-Bandits with black hands like earthenware platters “In a jiffy” he’ll have it done, for half the …

Quest for the Holy Arches

We searched for them at ever increasing speeds, around every twist and looming mountainous turn in the road. “There!” screeched …

The man

Pitball grin, a real charmer Rowdy, crowding round a clown’s father The last plastered martyr of lager. Quite the sleeze, …

Mirrors

One who would whimper and whine while Preparing a presentation of a simple literary theme, Is now a maple mass …

Let’s get weird

Naw, we need more… BOOZE  He said she wanta get used, Alright, but now where is she? I swear I …

Little Birds

“The owner wants us to destroy them, so smash them on the ground.” Jannis is holding one of three tiny …

#3

Sitting on my bunk with a hot (strong) coffee brewed inside an angular brass pot by an unsung genius. I’m …

#2

Paid work at last. Open each lid slowly, as if frightened of what horrors it will unveil in the silent …

New Zealand Notes #1

Here a good a place to start as any – face down on arm crooked – the flat belly of …

1000 views

Yesterday I reached one thousand views on my blog, and the fame really went to my head. I rushed out …

Easy Rider

I have recently been insured on my father’s car, a 1.8 litre Fiat. It is a strange sensation, having such …