Valley of the Kings

“I am not mad. I am eccentric perhaps–at least certain people say so…” Hercule Poirot Madness…lunacy…and the hot Egyptian sun… …

Duw genes

Nothing but a place really So why do I feel Weak arms leaden and lids dreary Pull pull pull back …

The Skin of a Hog

Are you ready?  Hell yea!  Damn right!  Hotty Toddy, gosh almighty,  Who the hell are we?  HEY!  Flim Flam, Bim …

Future

An extended stint of unemployment can be good, for some. Men who live in grand houses – grown fat and …

Flash Bathroom

These are dangerous and turbulent times. At any point a man could wake up surrounded by empty bottles of Henry …

Falmouth

We stood at a junction wielding golf clubs, our dress mixed and perverse. My self tie-dyed t-shirt was loose fitting …

Words

I am currently reading A General Introduction to Psychoanalysis by Sigmund Freud. I’m not particularly sure why, but I believe it has …

Literary Lexical Innovation

Note: Although by no means a perfect project (indeed is one that opens more doors than it closes) I feel …

Acrostic

Boring but I must be fed the Right stuff not The Voice  not Alan Carr they aren’t fit for consumption …

Ceux-dessous

He lived in a grey cluster of houses funded by taxpayers. The sun seemed embarrassed to show its face, but it did …

Presentation

I had loaded up on coffee the morning of the big presentation. It turned out to be a drastic miscalculation …

Enter Shikari

We arrived as the first support was finishing up. The hall was perhaps two thirds full and the smell currently …

20th birthday: harbour

September 10th. We were at it again. I hadn’t paid any attention to mother’s critique – “all you do is …