poetry

Ode to Kitchen Porters

Skidding slightly slop on the floor! HOT PAN FIRE IN THE ALLY Put um out put um out fireman Cutlery …

I Can See The Street From Here

Throw him a bone, he’s finally alone Looking like Johansson Lost, In Translation The scene where she stares out seeing …

A Conversation

I have a pack and a guitar and a coat and a bike What do you have? I have a …

Ode to Gin

Grey and raining outside I eat limes mindful of my lesion lines Mixed with water bought from the tortured boarder …

Job Seeker’s Trousers

I got nothing to get up for in the morning, so I get up in the afternoon boom bow, there’s …

In England

Whisky wheeze in England Sniffly nose and blackbags in England Twinkled rummy eyes in England Chainsaws carve up sad trees …

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I’ll keep this sweet Because I’m sick of it myself, Of grabbing hands out asking And dithering musing public oozing …

Carpark Snoooooze

Wake up! To stains and recollections Memory’s working overdrive To decide which words were reckless n which were wise Outside, …

Garage Man

Known by many as the Jack-of-Bandits with black hands like earthenware platters “In a jiffy” he’ll have it done, for half the …

The man

Pitball grin, a real charmer Rowdy, crowding round a clown’s father The last plastered martyr of lager. Quite the sleeze, …

Mirrors

One who would whimper and whine while Preparing a presentation of a simple literary theme, Is now a maple mass …

Let’s get weird

Naw, we need more… BOOZE  He said she wanta get used, Alright, but now where is she? I swear I …

Duw genes

Nothing but a place really So why do I feel Weak arms leaden and lids dreary Pull pull pull back …

Acrostic

Boring but I must be fed the Right stuff not The Voice  not Alan Carr they aren’t fit for consumption …